Subtitle: You tube clip of the whatever arbitrary time frame I’m going with, lets say, month
I know this song very well from my childhood but funnily enough I never saw the the video clip until now. This version is, not to put too fine a point on it, fracking hilarious. After seeing this version, the real one kinda creeps me out.
Enjoy this fabulous exploration of the use of visual motifs in video clips.
For sale: nagging wife, very high maintenance
A British man fed up with his wife’s complaints has advertised her for sale – and received a number of offers. “Nagging Wife. No Tax, No MOT (ministry of transport test). Very high maintenance – some rust,” wrote Gary Bates, 38, in a small ad in British classifieds magazine Trade-It, more usually used to buy and sell cars or household goods.
Mr Bates, a self-employed builder from Gloucestershire, south-west England, snapped after his wife Donna got on his nerves while she was watching television and decided to place the ad as a joke. “She was nagging me for doing something small, while she was watching some rubbish on TV,” he said. “So I just thought I’d put an ad in to get rid of her. I didn’t think anyone would ring up, but I’ve had at least nine or 10 people calling about her. It’s gone mad. “There was no-one I knew – just people asking, ‘Is she still available?'” The couple only married last year, and Mr Bates said his 40-year-old wife – whom he advertised in the magazine’s Free to Collect section, along with some of his fishing tackle – initially gave him “a bit of an ear-bashing”. But he said: “She’s seen the funny side of it now though.
So hilarious, much fun was had by all. (Update: Ohh even funnier! He’s not the only one to pull this stunt!) We are after all mocking a not too distant historical reality. Women were property at the disposal of men, their lives literally dependent upon the kindness of the males around them. From nineteenth century England there is over 200 recorded instances of men putting women in bridles and taking them down to the local market place and selling them, in scenes that would not have been so different to the opening of Thomas Hardy’s The Mayor of Casterbridge. And this happened in Australia too.
WIFE FOR SALE
Gentlemen, I have to offer to your notice my wife, Mary Anne Thompson otherwise Williams, whom I mean to sell to the highest and fairest bidder. Gentlemen, it is her wish as well as mine to part forever. She has been to me only a born serpent. I therefore offer her with all perfections and imperfections, for the sum of fifty shillings.
After waiting about an hour, Thompson knocked down the lot to one Henry Mears, for twenty shillings and a Newfoundland dog; they then parted in perfectly good temper – Mears and the woman going one way, Thompson and the dog the other.
Quoted from THE ANNUAL REGISTER for 1832.
And don’t even get me started on the very real problem of the global trafficking of women and children. But by all means put your wife up for sale on ebay, and let’s all have a giggle ‘cos we’re so enlightened and it’s ohh so funny threatening to sell nagging, high maintainence spouses who don’t know the proper wifely attitude, oh and while we’re at it why don’t we send the little wife to see Bettina Arndt for some advice on how to save the ailing marriage.
I know that this isn’t a parenting blog but I can’t help myself. My (not so) little girl started school today. She looked so shiny and happy and hopeful in her over sized school uniform.
When I picked her up this afternoon she told me she said had a secret for me “you didn’t pack me enough food, Mum”. “Oh didn’t I?” I replied, knowing full well she had had today’s menu picked for the last few days and refused my offer of more food as I handed over her lunch box this morning. She was adamant about what she was taking and I wasn’t going to ruin her morning by making a scene and forcing my will upon her (and I knew she had an adequate amount for her 3 meals breaks. But I’m guessing that she ate extra at lunch and had nothing left for afternoon tea). Then after a pause she said “No I was mistaken..you can pack me extra tomorrow “. Wow, one day at school and look at the new and improved maturity levels.
Apparently she had “great fun” and when I told her that she would be going to school five days a week she got real excited “Yay! Five’s my favourite number!” Well that just works out nicely doesn’t it?
I implore you to check out this link. My girl’s first day wasn’t quite like this for me, but I am going to insist on sharing this with you anyway as its just plain hilarious. It’s from LOOKY DADDY! A blog that actually purports to be about parenting, but is actually a site of much hilarity. To set the scene for this clip, Brian is a stay at home dad, and its his twin girls first day at preschool.
The First Day of Preschool from Brian Sargent on Vimeo.
By the way how’s this for some show and tell?
I was born in 1978, (why yes I did just celebrate a significant birthday) which puts me at the tail end of Gen ‘X’. Sometimes I don’t feel like a ‘real’ member of my generation because it feels as though I missed out on some of the shared cultural experiences of the ‘X’ers. I grew up the eldest in a very conservative (maybe slightly right wing) Christian family. I have four younger siblings, three of whom are quite close to me in age. As a consequence my parents had a ‘one for all and all for one’ rule about what we could watch when we were kids. This basically meant that we could only watch G and some PG rated movies – definitely no AO’s (now I’m showing my age)! So I remember not being allowed to watch a lot of the popular movies and shows that were around when I was kid (and I’m not really complaining -despite the title of this blog I had a really lovely childhood). I didn’t watch Gremlims, or Ghostbusters, things like that. My youngest sister suffered from nightmares, so we were banned from watching anything which could give her scary dreams. (As a consequence of one of her nightmares we were banned from watching Dr Who-halfway through the season). In my teens I didn’t watch Dirty Dancing or Grease, movies which seemed to have a big influence in the cultural milieu that I was a part of – if the reaction of people to the music from these movies is anything to go by. People went nuts in discos, nightclubs and parties when the Grease medley came on and an awful lot of my females contemporaries know all the words to “I had the time of my life”. At times, particularly during my teenage years, I felt like I was missing out. Ahh, the eternal appeal of the forbidden. Everybody else was watching these movies and in some ways not watching them made them seem larger than life.
So it was with much interest that I watched Grease the other night. I missed the beginning but caught most of it on television. Perhaps, when one has anticipated a thing for at least twenty years, it has rather a lot to live up to. Suffice to say I was disappointed. I mean, don’t get me wrong, there is perhaps much to like about the movie. Charismatic leads, bright shiny colours, catchy songs and amazing choreography (particularly in the dance-off scene and the last song) mean that I can see why the movie has enduring appeal. (As a reflection of this enduring appeal the 30th anniversary double DVD set has just been released). But I thought the movie was appalling. Perhaps a decade of feminist critical theory has shaped my thoughts but I just didn’t love this movie. After all it revolved around a ‘pussy wagon’. Maybe I didn’t get it, but I can’t abide movies in which the heroine capitulates to male fantasy in order to achieve validation.
The swimming pool
So what about you? Any childhood experience that was denied to you that you attempted to capture as an adult? For example, a friend of a friend got her much longed for ‘Woman’s Weekly’ Birthday cake as a 24 year old. And, did this experience live up to your hopes and wishes? Or was it, like my Grease experience – a big let down?
but now is the time for a you tube clip guide to the US election. So we have:
A song for Sarah Palin
(from Looky Daddy)
Or some of the Tina Fey satire that has been making news.
(from Audrey and the Bad Apples). (Hey you like that? You can join the Tina Fey for VP facebook group.)
From Lavatus Prodeo, this kind of people vote for McCain
Or from Hoyden About Town: (and Tigtog who says the US election campaign is descending farther and farther into black farce)
Ok so this isn’t a balanced look at the election – I have a bit of an anti McCain camp slant, but even Rolling Stone mag is asking serious questions about McCain’s history, and Naomi Wolf is questioning his health. If you what some pro- McCain or even pro- Obama info, google is good and the internet is a big place.
Sometimes I read the news and I get angry. This evening I read the news and thought that I had to share. From the ABC news:
The author of a musical comedy about the 2006 Beaconsfield mine disaster has made changes to the production following public outrage about the title.
Playwright Dan Ilic earlier said he hoped the production’s original title, Beaconsfield: A Musical in A-Flat Minor, would gain media attention but has since re-named the musical Beaconsfield: The Musical.
I am constantly amazed by humour. People will make jokes about anything, and it can be something that unites us. But when good jokes go bad it can also be something that divides us. For example, I really enjoyed this post, but if you read the comments thread you can soon see that not everyone got the joke. And the joke in the news story, it can be seen as sick and inappropriate and the author sensibly bowed to public pressure and changed the name. Yet it makes me wonder how much of our humour is a coping mechanism in the face of bleakness. Any thoughts?